My mother, grabbing for her copy of Look magazine, would find herself cleverly trapped into reading a Red Ryder sales pitch.

10 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- My fevered brain seethed with the effort of trying to come up with the infinitely subtle devices necessary to implant the Red Ryder range model air rifle indelibly into my parents' subconscious.

- Ralphie! Randy!

- Down here in two minutes. And I mean two minutes.

- Come on, Ralphie! I got here first!

- Cut it out.

- My mother, grabbing for her copy of Look magazine, would find herself cleverly trapped into reading a Red Ryder sales pitch.

- They traded Bullfrog. I don't believe it.

- What's that?

- Well, for chrissakes, the Sox traded Bullfrog, the only player they've got, for Shottenhoffer. Four Eyes Shottenhoffer, utility infielder.

- Got a whole goddamned team of utility infielders.

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