Big Daddy Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from the movie Big Daddy (1999), with short sound clips.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax), Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney), Jon Stewart (Kevin Gerrity)

4 more actors

, Rob Schneider (Nazo), Dylan and Cole Sprouse (Julian McGrath), Leslie Mann (Corinne Maloney), Joseph Bologna (Lenny Koufax)

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61 Listen, Sonny, I would like to help, but my status in your country is not what you would call legal. -It's okay. -I'm outtie.

— Nazo (Rob Schneider)

62 What did we learn about girls today? -Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

63 Who the hell would give you a kid? -Social Services. -You idiot. You better give that kid back.

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

64 Will somebody get the kid a Happy Meal?

65 You're not attracted to, like, 60-year-old guys, are you? -No. -Yeah, I don't like them, either.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

66 Your Honor, to give this young man custody over another life is not only wrong, it's insane.

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

67 Hey, I'll be a better father than you! -That's impossible! Because all you care about is yourself! -Yeah? No, I care about you saving money on this phone call!

68 Hey. Staying clean, pal? -Yes! -That's right. You drink the booze, you lose. Remember that, punk.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

69 Do you want a Happy Meal? We'll get you one of those Happy Meals.

70 He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you.

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

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