Dad, didn't they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldn't have to drive all the way out to nowhere and waste a whole Saturday?
9 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:07:05 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Come on, you guys, don't fight.
- For chrissake, I didn't do this on purpose!
- Oops!
- They invented them because people forgot how to have a fun old-fashioned family Christmas...
- And are satisfied with scrawny, dead, overpriced trees that have no special meaning.
- You see, kids, this is what our forefathers did.
[...]