I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
4 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:18:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Listen. Doesn't Nora look old?
- You promised. Of course I do.
- They took a pint of fluid out of my lower back.
- Do you see this mole? This mole on my neck? Think it's changing color?
- No.
- Well, you keep touching it, it gets redder.
- I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
- You're not getting the garage space.
[...]