- No smoking.
- No philandering.
- No gambling.
- No drugs.
- No alcohol.

6 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:43:51.973 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

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- In as much as he has always led a simple, virtuous life, and because it is my wish that he continue to do so, I bequeath to him an additional income of $5000 a year for the rest of his life.

- Ah... there must be some mistake, Dan. There must be some more zeroes.

- No.

- Um, a comma?

- No.

- To my beloved daughter, Rose, burdened as she is with cares and responsibilities, I bequeath the remainder of my estate, which includes Monahan's Department Store, estimated worth, $10 M. If, and only if, her husband Monty can reform himself in 1 year.

- What kind of reform you talking' about?

- There is a codicil attached to the will, Mr. Capalooti.

- That's Capuletti.

- Mr. Capuletti.

- Which lists the activities which are to be proscribed: That is, the things you must refrain from.

- No smoking.

- No philandering.

- No gambling.

- No drugs.

- No alcohol.

- No alcohol?

- Does that go for beer too?

- Certainly.

- And you must weigh not more than 175 pounds.

- Uh, question?

- Assuming Monty can't reform, perish the thought...

- Oh, then you get the money.

- I do?

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