- May I help you?
- No, thanks. Just browsing.
- How long do you intend to browse?
- But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

14 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:09:49.068 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Very funny. One more word out of you, and he gets it, all right? Come on.

- Why don't you two put your heads together, make an ass out of yourselves, huh?

- Where're you goin'?

- It says, Come In And Browse.

- May I help you?

- No, thank you. Just browsing.

- What have they got in this place, antiques?

- No, those are the customers.

- May I help you?

- No, thanks. Just browsing.

- How long do you intend to browse?

- But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

- You don't look like browsers.

- No? What do browsers look like?

- Yeah. Maybe I'm half browser.

- On his father's side.

- Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer.

- Yeah, well it's a free country.

- Yeah, if these people can browse, we can browse.

- Hey, Nicky, let's show the lady we're browsers, huh? Hey, look at us. We're browsing.

[...]