Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 10

Easy Money (1983 poster)

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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91 And the guy went out with a virgin for six months. And on their wedding night, when they got married, they wanted to consummate the marriage, the woman wouldn't let him. And in the morning, they found the guy dead in the bed next to her.
92 Ha! What kind of a baby is it that's still up at 9 at night?

— Mrs. Kathleen Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald)

93 He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus. -Ah, you're wrong. He got me in the _.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

94 Hey! Wake up, we're closing up. -I didn't finish my drink yet. -You're finished now. Come on, get outta here. Here... here's your dollar.
95 I got no, uh, what's the word I'm looking for, I got no... -Class. -Nah, we know I got class, no. It's a certain word I'm looking' for.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

96 I know marriage is rough. It's not all moonlight and canoes. That's in the movies.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

97 Is this an odd or an end? -Hey lady, if I buy two odds, will you show us your end?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

98 Monty, the phone. -Hello? Hello? -Monty, you have to pick it up.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

99 Monty, you're a great photographer. You'll get another job. -Yeah, when?
100 Mother, I'm glad you could come. I've always been sorry you missed my wedding.

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