Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips

Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 9

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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81 What happened? -I got the back of my hand stuck in the toilet.

82 What's that, a fire drill? -It's lunch. Come on. -I'm starving. Let's go.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

83 What's the word, you know, for someone who can't say no? -Sonya. -Not Sonya. No, not Sonya.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

84 Who are you? -Who am I? -Yeah, who are you? -I'm the guy that put the bathrooms in this joint. That's who I am. -Now I know why the place stinks, okay, pal?

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

85 Why don't you get some sun and come back next week, huh?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

86 You don't look like browsers. -No? What do browsers look like? -Yeah. Maybe I'm half browser. -On his father's side. -Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

87 You got a weird sense of humor. You know that? You laugh at everything. Weather reports, car chase. You laugh at everything.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

88 You have such fashion sense. Everything we've been buying, wrong. All wrong. Tell us more.

89 You know what I do when I can't sleep? -What? -I knit. -Maybe I'll knit myself a beer.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

90 You know what I found in the closet? A hundred 1978 calendars. That's Rose! I tell ya, if 1978 ever comes back, we're in great shape, ya know.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

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