- Where are the passports and tickets?
- I put 'em in the microwave to dry 'em off.
— (John Heard)
6 seconds sound clip from the Home Alone (1990) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma.
- Do you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there?
- Do these vans get good gas mileage?
- Gee, kid, I don't know. Hit the road.
- Heather, do a head count. Make sure everyone's in the vans.
- Where are the passports and tickets?
- I put 'em in the microwave to dry 'em off.
- How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four-wheel drive?
- Look, I told you before, kid, don't bother me. Now beat it.
- Line up in front off the van. Line up and shut up! Shut up.
- I gotta take a head count. One, two, three, four, five...
[...]