We live in the most boring street in the United States of America... where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen, period.
10 seconds sound clip from the Home Alone (1990) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:47:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- He's acted like a jerk once too many times, and this time he caught it in the butt.
- But he's so little and helpless. Don't you think he's flipped out?
- The little trout can use a couple of days in the real world.
- You're not at all worried that something might happen to him?
- No. For three reasons. A: I'm not that lucky. Two: We have smoke detectors. And D...
- It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.
- Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
- Okay.
- Um, well, what about the money?
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