- Tell me, have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home?
- No. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once.
14 seconds sound clip from the Home Alone (1990) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:32:42 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Gee, you wanna talk about bad parents? Look at... Look at us.
- I mean, we're on the road 48, 49 weeks out of the year. We hardly see our families.
- Uh, Joe over there... Gosh, you know, he... He forgets his kids' names half the time.
- Ziggy over there... He doesn't even... He's never even met his kid.
- Eddie... Let's just hope none of them write a book about him.
- Tell me, have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home?
- No. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once.
- Yeah, it was... it was terrible too.
- You know, and we went back at night when we came to our senses.
- And there he was. Apparently he was there alone all day with a corpse.
- Oh!
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