Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?

5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:04:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'm wringing this chamois as long as I can.

- You are exquisitely pathetic. What's your name, pal?

- Uh, it's Joe Dirt.

- But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man, I'll just go back to mopping.

- Sit down, let me take another tact here.

- Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?

- Well, I was born without the top of my skull, and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing. It was grossing everybody out, so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up.

- And then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined.

- I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific or whatever.

- Why didn't your mom change the wig later?

[...]

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