Well, I don't need to shave, 'cause it don't grow in right here and right here.

6 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:08:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here.

- And riddle me this... Other than the fact that you dig looking like Jane Fonda in Klute, why don't you cut the wig now?

- Well, yeah. I guess I could do that.

- Zander just asked this Joe Dirt guy why he doesn't cut his wig right now, and you can tell he's never thought of it.

- Now, you know, except for the ratty 'stache and the pork chops, you're pretty clean-shaven for a kid who lives in a trash can, no?

- Well, I don't need to shave, 'cause it don't grow in right here and right here.

- Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

- Uh, I don't know what you're saying, but that's what's going on, yeah.

- So, back to the story here.

- You're on your own...

[...]

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