But this is the modern age. That stuff doesn't work anymore, which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.

fireworks

10 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- As my head cleared, I realized I needed a different approach. Then I got a brainstorm...

- Hire an Indian tracker to help me. Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.

- It's like in the movies.

- So I headed for a reservation.

- You want me to put my ear to the ground, listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints? Look for broken twigs?

- But this is the modern age. That stuff doesn't work anymore, which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.

- I wasn't getting by on my tracking wages.

- Come on. You're supposed to be good at tracking stuff, man. I've got to find my parents.

- And I've got to figure out a way to sell more fireworks.

- I'm going broke with this venture also.

[...]

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