What's going on, man? I saw a snail over there and he said, That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning. That's a snail watching that.

10 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Oh, that's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.

- People'll come from miles around to see this thing.

- Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.

- Oh, dang. It's out.

- Oh, CNN's gonna turn around and go home now.

- What's going on, man? I saw a snail over there and he said, That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning. That's a snail watching that.

- There's a snail in the desert?

- Yeah, a spaceship dropped him off.

- Don't focus on the wrong part of the story, brother.

- And the snail can talk?

- Yeah, because they gave him powers, the aliens. They made his little voice box...

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