I got the poo on me.

4 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(PEOPLE GROANING)

- Kicking Wing! Stop it.

- Somebody help me! Help me!

- Ew!

- Is it done? How much is in there?

- I got the poo on me.

- You are so pathetic.

- They decided not even to arrest me. They said being covered in that stinky stuff was punishment enough.

- Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.

- You are an underachievement nexus in the universe, and it's always gonna be like this, Joey.

[...]