Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

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Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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11 Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer!

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

12 And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and Orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
13 He is jacking it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off. And chickening out and pissing a pot. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
14 I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
15 I warned you. But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you?
16 Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?
17 So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood.

— Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones)

18 Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged.
19 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

20 You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

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