Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips

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Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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21 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

22 You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

23 I am your king! -I didn't vote for you.

— Arthur (Graham Chapman)

24 All right! We'll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

25 O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

26 You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

27 (ROBIN SCREAMING - Sound Effect)

28 He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaargh.

29 Ask me the questions, bridge keeper I'm not afraid. (2)

30 By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

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