Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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101 You'll see it's all a show, people laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

— (Eric Idle)

102 You're all different. -Yes, we're all different! -I'm not. -Shhh.

103 You're right. We could sit around here all day, talkin', passin' resolutions, makin' clever speeches. It's not gonna shift one Roman soldier!

— (John Cleese)

104 All right, I am the Messiah! -He is! He is the Messiah! -Now, _ off!

— (Graham Chapman)

105 Cast off the shoes. Follow the gourd! -No, let us gather shoes together! Let me! -Get off!

— (Michael Palin)

106 Crucifixion is a doddle.

107 Finished! -Right. Now, don't do it again.

— (Graham Chapman), (John Cleese)

108 Give me your shoe! -Get off!

109 Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans,' but that he can have the right to have babies?

110 How many have come through? -Oh, dear. I make it ninetyf ninetyf ninetyf... ninetysix, sir.

— (Michael Palin)

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