Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 60

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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591 The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! -The who? -The Messiah!
592 There is no food in this high mountain! -What about the juniper bushes over there?
593 There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. -Uh, well, one... -Oh, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
594 There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
595 There you are. -Thank you, sir. Thank... Half a denary? Me bloody life story.
596 There's one place we didn't look. Guards!
597 They bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had. And not just from us. From our fathers and from our fathers' fathers. -And from our fathers' fathers' fathers. -Yeah. -And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
598 They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
599 They started following me yesterday. -Well, they can stop following you right now.
600 This has just been retiled. So, terrorists, careful with those weapons.

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