I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly)

12 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...

- He was a man. He had a beard.

- Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?

- I win the races and I get the money.

- Ricky, finish the damn grace.

- I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

- I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.

- I like to think of Jesus, like, with giant eagle's wings. And singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, a angel band.

- And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.

- Hey, Cal? Why don't you just shut up?

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