Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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41 You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

— Lori Collins (Mila Kunis)

42 But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.

43 But will you take care of me forever and ever?

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

44 Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 A.M.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

45 Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

46 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

47 And Jesus be with you... In Christ.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

48 Hey, what's up? You get in the club last night? -I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line.

49 I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

50 I don't have to. I'm a _ing teddy bear.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

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