Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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41 You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

— Lori Collins (Mila Kunis)

42 But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.

43 But will you take care of me forever and ever?

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

44 Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 A.M.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

45 Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

46 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

47 And Jesus be with you... In Christ.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

48 Hey, what's up? You get in the club last night? -I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line.

49 I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

50 I don't have to. I'm a _ing teddy bear.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

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