Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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51 I don't have to. I'm a _ing teddy bear.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

52 I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me. -How do you know?

— Lori Collins (Mila Kunis)

53 I know! You know, it's like God wanted me to go skydiving, you know? -Jesus. -Or Jesus. Him, too. Could be him. -Yeah.

54 I love you!

— Ted Bear

55 Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

56 My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, I'm out of here, man. I was gone before she woke up.

57 Oh, my God! It's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle.

58 See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

59 Show us how, Flash.

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

60 Where's my ring, mother_er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you _! Come on!

— Ted (Seth MacFarlane), Ted Bear

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