The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

241 Hey, wait a second. Where are you going?

242 Hi, honey. -Hi, doll face. -Everything okay?

243 Hi. -What happened? -Oh, it was unbelievable. These guys jumped me. Tried to get these flowers. I got 'em for you. It's kind of a traditional date deal. -Yeah, I've heard of that.

244 Hi. -What's up, hubby? -I got these for you. -Thanks.

245 Hobart? -Yes, sir? -Are you over your grief enough yet to dim the lights? -Of course, sir. Well, one can't mourn forever.

246 Hold on, they're calling me. I'll be right back.

247 Honey, can't you see I'm drinking?

248 Honey, guess what? I wrote a song for you this morning.

249 Honey, sing!

250 Honey, who's the happiest guy in the world? -You are. -That's right. And who's the happiest gal?

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