The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 36

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

351 Let's try everything.

352 Like it? I love it! This is fabulous! I mean, you got the toilet here. This must be the kitchen. No.

353 Listen, what you did just now was very brave. Is there some way I could repay you?

354 Listen, you better run for cover, or you're gonna spring a leak. We don't have defective cans. We have a defective person out there.

355 Listen, you wanna be president of the Texaco Oil? -Sure. -Then clean up the sink in there. -Then I'll be president of Texaco Oil?

356 Look at my _. -Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the 'J's.'

357 Look at the bright side, we also lost a church.

358 Look at us. We've hit bottom. -No! Maybe you've hit bottom, but I haven't hit bottom yet! I've got a ways to go!

359 Looks good to me, sir, but I'd like your opinion. -Damn these glasses. It looks good to me, too.

360 Luckily, we found someone at the Hollywood View Apartments, who could marry us immediately. He was a certified priest. We were both glad we had a religious wedding.

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