The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 39

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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381 My mother sacrificed everything to send me through cosmetology school. -She did?

382 My name is Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordoba.

383 Navin! Remember me? -No, but don't feel bad. -Fox. Stan Fox!

384 Navin, my boy, we're in business. Fifty-fifty. Just like we said.

385 Navin, this is my wife, Lenore. Lenore, this is Navin. -Pleased to meet you.

386 Navin. Oh, my sweetheart.

387 No, I mean, I'm afraid if I kiss you, I'll fall in love with you. -You will? -And I don't want to. -You don't?

388 No, I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in $15.

389 No, no, I'll just elevate this about 6 inches. Create the illusion of two rooms, and yet still have that flow.

390 No, no, we just want some gas, muchacho.

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