The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 44

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

431 Poor Hobart. His dear wife Hester took some money out of her savings account and had to pay a substantial penalty, for early withdrawal.

432 Put the light on. You're gonna like it here.

433 Put your arms up.

434 Putting on Mask-O Derm just took a few short minutes, and when we peel it off, he will look 20 years younger.

435 Read about me in the paper?

436 Remember the gas station?

437 Repay me? I could never accept anything from you, for saving your child.

438 Right in here, I have your first check, for 250 big ones. -250?

439 Roll the ugliness.

440 See that? Be somebody.

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