The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 46

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

451 So I put a little handle right here in the center, and it puts the pressure on the bridge where it belongs, just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick. Plus, I put a little nose break on them here to prevent slippage. Try it. Use the handle.

452 So in the evening, it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day. And that started seeming like four days.

453 So long. -Thank you.

454 So, Mom, when I told Mr. Hartounian I'd come back, he said 'Don't be a putz. See the world. Me, you've seen already.'

455 So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably heard before. But I never thought it would happen to me.

456 So, to win her back, I vowed to make something of myself.

457 Somebody open a window! -Open all the windows.

458 Son! -Daddy! -Navin. -Mom! -My baby! -I knew we'd find you.

459 Son, you'd better get in the back with the dog until we can get you hosed down.

460 Son, you're gonna be all right.

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