The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

491 There's a little screwdriver there. Just put it in, turn it one-quarter.

492 There's plenty of places I can go, where people believe in me.

493 There. Now, we are complete.

494 These cans are defective. They're springing leaks.

495 They might not be here exactly when you get back, but it's a blue Chevy two-door, and it'll be going south on Hertodo Street.

496 Things couldn't be worse. I can only send you 49 cents this week... Oh, bless his heart. -That's a good boy. -As I've lost all my jobs.

497 This dog, he's saving everybody's life! He's unbelievable. He's some dog. He's a lifesaver. That's what I'll call him, too. Old Lifesaver. That's gonna be your name!

498 This is exciting. I love this! Come on.

499 This is not gonna be easy, Shithead.

500 This is unbelievable! I've never heard music like this before! It speaks to me! This is unbelievable. Now watch. Now watch. -Yeah?

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