The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 53

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

521 Way down by the stream, how sweet it will seem once more, just to dream in the moonlight

522 We are now going to peel off our Mask-O Derm.

523 We found a way to get around this Fair Housing crap.

524 We got off the roundup and he said he wanted to go on the trains. There he is. Billy! -Hey, come back here! -Billy, come on off that train! -Pull that lever! Pull the lever!

525 We got you something', too. A whole half bottle of Lilac Vegetal. It's from both of us. -Gee.

526 We had planned to show you the entire Johnson interview. However, when we returned to our studio, our news department informed us of a sensational development in the Johnson story.

527 We're going into the tunnel. Don't stand up because the clearance is only four foot... -Oh, no!

528 We're gonna keep out the niggers. -The what? -The niggers. We'll keep 'em out. -Yeah.

529 We're taking' you home and you're gonna live with us.

530 We've been together a long time. But I gotta head down that road. And there'll be times out there when there won't be enough food for two. And I won't be able to...

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