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The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 55

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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541 Well, this is it.
542 Well, what is it, boy? Are you lost? Do you want to play? Is it trouble?
543 Well, will you pass me the potatoes and the collard greens?
544 What a great place.
545 What are those?
546 What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Irving! Irving, are you crazy?
547 What are you looking at? What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?
548 What do I do with this? Oh, you keep it there.
549 What is she? Some great piece of _? -She's no great piece of _.
550 What would I win? -Anything in this general area, right in here, below the stereo, and on this side of the bicentennial glasses, between the ashtrays and the thimble, in these 3 inches, in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.

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