The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 57

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

561 Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale of cotton. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale a day. Gonna jump down, turn around. Pick a bale of cotton. Gonna jump down, turn around. Pick a bale a day.

562 Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale of cotton. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale a day. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale of cotton. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale a day.

563 Why are you smiling?

564 Why, do you realize in the past two short months, we have acquired the sophistication it takes some people a lifetime to acquire?

565 With your husband's coloring, a deep tone would bring out his lips. And this Nature Beige will feature his eyes just wonderfully.

566 Wow! I can use money.

567 Yahoo! Come on, let's seal it with a kiss! Get in the tub with me! Not you, Shithead! Where's Marie?

568 Yeah, I'm back. Uh-huh. Yeah, they're gonna be here for a while. Don't worry. I rigged it.

569 Yeah, it's Hartounian's Gas Station at the corner.

570 Yeah, that's his wife's card. -His wife's card, huh? -Yeah, I'll vouch for him. -Okay, as long as we've got a voucher.

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