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The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 59

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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581 You know, I make a pretty good living selling _ like this.
582 You know, what I could do is take this wall and just turn it this way, so I've got a much larger living space, plus it'll create a flow into the main living area. It'll be incredible.
583 You know, while you were playing that just now, I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up.
584 You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live.
585 You know, you have beautiful skin. May I? -Yes. -So smooth and flexible.
586 You protected me! You must really like me.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

587 You son of a _.
588 You stay here. I'll distract him.
589 You took bullfighting? -No. Knife-throwing.
590 You wanna cash this?

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