The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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71 And remember, I did this without anger. And I stayed away from your crotch.

72 Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family. P.S. Is Grandma still farting'?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

73 Got you, you average, typical, blocking-of-the-view of a goddamn average victim bastard.

74 I don't wanna puke!

— Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

75 I got to get away from those cans. There's cans in there, too. More cans.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

76 I'm not gonna shoot you. -Why not? -That was the old me. I was a little mixed-up at that time. Had a bad marriage and I just gave up smoking. I'm okay now. I'm a private detective.

77 I've been trying to contact her. I don't know where she is. I'd give anything to find out... That sounds a little high. How about $75?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

78 Son, now that you're going' out into the world, there's something' you should know. You see that? -Yeah. -That's _. -And this, Shinola. -_. Shinola.

79 This little handle is like a magnet. Your eyes are constantly drawn to it and you end up cockeyed.

80 When Opti-Grab came out, I thought it was the greatest thing ever. And I bought a pair. And this is the result.

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