Tell her to marry the other jerk.

— The Guru Brahmin (Lionel Stander)

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4 seconds sound clip from the The Loved One (1965) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:20:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Laf, when is supper? I'm starving to death.

- Mama's little Joyboy has piggy, piggy. Mama's little Joyboy has piggy for mom. Whoop. Ooh.

- Help yourself, Aimee. We don't stand on ceremony around here.

- No. no more. Thank you.

- She says his mom's eating habits are unaesthetic and that he looks undignified in an apron, and that she's not sure she really loves him.

- Tell her to marry the other jerk.

- Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, and the rocks melt wi' the sun, I will love thee still, my dear, while the sands o' life shall run.

- Now we're pledged to each other, aren't we, Dennis?

- Yes.

- It says we shall have many a canty day. What does that mean?

- Canty day?

- Something like Hogmanay, I expect.

- Hogmanay? what's that?

- People throwing up in the streets of Glasgow.

[...]

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