26 Movie Quotes about Jerks (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about jerks, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Never mind did you get it! How do you like it? Huh? You jerk!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

2 Nice catch, Jerkules.

Tate Donovan as Hercules in Hercules

3 Look what you did, you little jerk!

Frank Mccallister in Home Alone (1990)

4 What a jerk.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

5 Hey! Stupid jerk! I'm singing a song here.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

6 My whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

7 You know, in order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

8 Stupid, worthless, no-good goddamn freeloading son of a _. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, _, jerk.

Emilio Estevez as Andrew Clark in The Breakfast Club

9 The little jerk is armed!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

10 Fine. But I can't promise, when all this is over I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)