My uncle was microwaving my socks, and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.

7 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:58:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And frankly... I don't think she takes a thing in her life or her career as a student seriously.

- She's only six.

- That is not a valid excuse! I hear that every day and I dismiss it.

- I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a silly heart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

- I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job.

- Does anyone have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?

- My uncle was microwaving my socks, and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.

- Honest?

- Yes.

- Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?

- He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.

- Blasphemer!

- I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.

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