Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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11 Come on, it's a great sport. And it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it. If you catch my drift.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

12 Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. -Oh, good. -Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

13 Hey, you, let me tell you something, you low-life, lying, four-flushing sack of _.

— Pooter The Clown (Mike Starr)

14 Holy smokes. He's cooking our garbage.

— Miles Russell (Macaulay Culkin)

15 How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

16 I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

17 I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

18 Oh, boy. But it'll all be better tomorrow. Always is.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

19 The washing machine's still broken, so I thought I'd use the microwave. Nuke them up, you know. Heats them up pretty good, too. It kills the germs and odors that they cause.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

20 We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You're just gonna lose again.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

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