Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?

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5 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:05 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, Flick, wait up. Wait up.

- So, what are you doing?

- What does it look like I'm doing, picking goobers?

- Hey, listen, smartass.

- I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to metal light poles in winter. And he says it will freeze right to the pole, just like I told you.

- Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?

- He knows because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet.

- And the fire department had to come to get the guy's tongue off the track. Because he couldn't get it off.

- Come on, guys, wait up! Come on, guys! Come on, guys, wait up.

- I can't get up. I can't get up!

[...]

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A Christmas Story (1983) Sound Clip

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Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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