All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

— Mr. Parker (Darren Mcgavin)

10 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- You stop playing with your food, or I'll give you something to cry about.

- You better stop fooling around with that and eat it, or you'll be sorry.

- Can I please have some more?

- My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years.

- Meat loaf, smeetloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meat loaf.

- All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

- Randy.

- My mother was more subtle.

- How do the little piggies go?

- Oink! Oink!

- That's right. Oink, oink.

- Now, show me how the piggies eat. This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show Mommy how the piggies eat.

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