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All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

10 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You stop playing with your food, or I'll give you something to cry about.

- You better stop fooling around with that and eat it, or you'll be sorry.

- Can I please have some more?

- My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years.

- Meat loaf, smeetloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meat loaf.

- All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

- Randy.

- My mother was more subtle.

- How do the little piggies go?

- Oink! Oink!

- That's right. Oink, oink.

- Now, show me how the piggies eat. This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show Mommy how the piggies eat.

- Mommy's little piggy.

[...]

A Christmas Story (1983) Sound Clip

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Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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