Darn thing looks like it was made out of green pipe cleaners.
7 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- This isn't one of those trees that all the needles falls off, is it?
- The old man loved bargaining as much as an Arab trader and he was twice as shrewd.
- You know, Dew Lock just bought one of those brand-new, green plastic trees.
- Oh, no.
- Darn thing looks like it was made out of green pipe cleaners.
- I'll throw in some rope and tie it to your car for you.
- Deal.
- Jingle bells jingle all the way...
- Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
[...]