How about a nice football?
5 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:10:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Listen, little boy, we got a lot of people waiting here, so get going.
- What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
- Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted. I was blowing it, blowing it.
- Football. Football. What's a football?
- Without conscious will, my voice squeaked out: -Football.
- Oh, no. What was I doing? Wake up, stupid, wake up.
- No!
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