In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
12 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, for chrissake, open up the damper, will you?
- Who the hell turned it all the way down again?
- Blurred rattle crash camel flirt!
- You block-head battled piece jerk off trash!
- Gollywop-dopter-crop-dop-fratenhouse-stickelfeiffer!
- Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.
- Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late.
[...]