The old man could replace fuses quicker than a jackrabbit on a date. He bought them by the gross.
7 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:12:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, don't tell me what color it is. I'm not colorblind.
- There. There, see, I told you it was green.
- Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! A fuse is out.
- The old man could replace fuses quicker than a jackrabbit on a date. He bought them by the gross.
- Ha. Ah.
- Oh, well. My, isn't that pretty?
- That star is perfectly straight.
[...]
