Well, for chrissakes, the Sox traded Bullfrog, the only player they've got, for Shottenhoffer. Four Eyes Shottenhoffer, utility infielder.
10 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Come on, Ralphie! I got here first!
- They traded Bullfrog. I don't believe it.
- Got a whole goddamned team of utility infielders.
- Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo?
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