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- Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone.
- Really?
- Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

13 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I understand their cravings for food and drink, and also their cravings, for the companionship of young women.

- Women!

- He's got women!

- Where are they?

- Wait for me outside. I will take you to them.

- Gentlemen?

- Ahh. My woman pleasure me whenever I want.

- Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone.

- Really?

- Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

- Got a drippy dong, eh?

- No. No more than normal. It drips when it should, and it doesn't when it shouldn't.

- Will that be it?

- Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

- Is there a barber in town?

- I'm a barber, sir.

- Oh, fine. I'll have a haircut and a shave.

- By the way, you smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.

- Well... Maybe I'll have a bath, too, then.

- Good idea.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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