Big Daddy Quotes with Sound Clips

Big Daddy Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes from the movie Big Daddy (1999), with short sound clips.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax), Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney), Jon Stewart (Kevin Gerrity)

4 more actors

, Rob Schneider (Nazo), Dylan and Cole Sprouse (Julian McGrath), Leslie Mann (Corinne Maloney), Joseph Bologna (Lenny Koufax)

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1 Yeah, when I was your age, I could eat anything I wanted. Wouldn't gain an ounce. Now, I have a chocolate shake, my _ jiggles for, like, a week.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

2 Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

3 And you know what? We all love Yoo-hoo, especially Yoo-hoo with a little rum.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

4 I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba. Go by the seesaw, smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about? -I have a bellybutton.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

5 I'm not getting any handsomer, I know that. Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

6 Oh, yes, they make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

— Nazo (Rob Schneider)

7 That relationship's lasted a lot longer than I thought it would. -Look at his eyes, though. He's bored out of his mind. I give it two more weeks.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

8 The kid is always around. The past three days he just never leaves me alone. You would think he'd want some privacy, but he doesn't. I'm in deep _.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

9 What do you need, a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

10 Ah, that's all right. But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)

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