He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you.

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

3 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:58.231 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Look, I need your help. I'm in a bad way right now. Vanessa dumped me.

- I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

- You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing.

- The kid is always around. The past three days he just never leaves me alone. You would think he'd want some privacy, but he doesn't. I'm in deep shit.

- Just give that kid back before you ruin both your lives.

- Oh, I appreciate that, Dad.

- He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you.

- Hey, I'll be a better father than you!

- That's impossible! Because all you care about is yourself!

- Yeah? No, I care about you saving money on this phone call!

- Let's eat.

- The Vanessa thing did not work out. She lost her damn mind. That wasn't your fault, though, okay?

- Okay.

- I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad, but, pal, I gotta tell you, I don't think that's gonna happen.

- Why?

- I don't know why.

[...]