And when Santa squeezes his fat-wide ass down that chimney tonight he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.
8 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:23:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- No, no. We're all in this together.
- This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.
- Not according to Santa's watch, it isn't.
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