- May I help you?
- No, thanks. Just browsing.
- How long do you intend to browse?
- But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?
— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)
14 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:09:49.068 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Very funny. One more word out of you, and he gets it, all right? Come on.
- Why don't you two put your heads together, make an ass out of yourselves, huh?
- It says, Come In And Browse.
- No, thank you. Just browsing.
- What have they got in this place, antiques?
- No, those are the customers.
- How long do you intend to browse?
- You don't look like browsers.
- No? What do browsers look like?
- Yeah. Maybe I'm half browser.
- Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer.
- Yeah, well it's a free country.
- Yeah, if these people can browse, we can browse.
- Hey, Nicky, let's show the lady we're browsers, huh? Hey, look at us. We're browsing.
[...]
